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Dear Employers,

I would really appreciate a phone call or email regarding the 239883745086394857943 applications that I have filled out and sent off into internet and fax land. I really hope you received them. I mean, could you please tell me what you are looking for exactly? I have a freakin' math statistics degree for the damn University of TEXAS!!!!!!!! Doesn't that mean something???? I'm suuuuuuure that I can work the front desk at a hotel or be an admin assistant. Why do you torment me each day with your lack of calls?? You have caused me to have another mini-emotional breakdown again. Like ugly cry type of thing. That is just not nice to do to a girl planning a wedding. But seriously, call please.

Sincerely,
The Princess.